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DEATHPALM - Because Dying was the only way to get away from the fail that you just did.




WALK LIKE A MAN - IF POSSIBLE


TAGS: stick deodorant
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by ughomer

mariand - July 27, 2012, 3:08 pm
lol... and if not possible, avoid sitting
ughomer - July 27, 2012, 10:10 am
Go USA, beat China!
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 9:03 am
good'n Mr ug


USELESS INFORMATION - Nobody at the red light cares how many times you've forgotten to take your birth control pills.




SPEAK SOFTLY - and carry a big stick.... And a Hyena. A Hyena would probably help too.




BUMPER STICKERS - When stating the obvious


TAGS: bumper sticker jeep wreck roll over car sticker fail
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Bmanthecool

Bob D. Sailor - April 6, 2010, 9:23 pm
Waaaayyyyy over used pic... 1L.
Reason - April 6, 2010, 3:00 pm
made me laugh, but the caption was too obvious
Faceplant31 - April 6, 2010, 2:34 pm
1L


SIMPLETONS -


TAGS: bumper sticker simple
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Sean

stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:28 pm
U suck ^^
the1stCOMMI3 - October 10, 2011, 11:57 pm
Check out my poster:140640 if it makes ya feel any better
the1stCOMMI3 - October 10, 2011, 11:54 pm
It's that time of the year again when motifake gets filled with 12 YO's immature enough to not know a clever joke/poster when they see it. Don't worry though, they go away by spring or so.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 11:39 pm
Ewwwww, I have a bomber. Good for you, Bombsie. Uhm, can I call you Bombsie? ... Thanks.


THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.


TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and b***head g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the ****. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and b***head
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.


DIRECTIONS -




HOW MUCH LEFT? -


TAGS: time onomonopea death clock ticktock
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by conundrum

TheOne - April 29, 2012, 3:31 pm
Jesus, very nice.
Rabbitearsblog - April 21, 2012, 3:52 pm
Awesome! Loved the poem too!
conundrum - October 28, 2011, 7:26 pm
Thank you... I often come up with them when I lay in bed at night and cant sleep... but I'm too lazy to get up and write them down. so they are lost when the new day comes.
Donkasaurus - October 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
This is a great poster, always appreciate a very well written original poem.
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 10:45 am
beware the bell tolls for thee
CloudchaserS - October 24, 2011, 5:27 am
Got that, thanx for letting me know :-)
kimzter - October 24, 2011, 2:15 am
liked the poster and the poem but it is very hard to read because of the lack of contrast between the letters and the background
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 7:19 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 1:18 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
CloudchaserS - October 23, 2011, 11:04 am
Where is the poem from? A song? Googling several lines found nothing
mariand - October 23, 2011, 7:45 am
cool
Greeny - October 23, 2011, 6:52 am
Very nice
Verdeckt - October 23, 2011, 3:35 am
Nice.. I think it'd work on Moti-Twist too.


POLITICS - Making the bumper sticker dudes a metric buttload of $$$.


TAGS: politics obama liberals democrats republicans bumper stickers awesome pawlenty minnesota obama
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by north star

agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:20 pm
Politicrap. 1L
Sean - October 19, 2009, 5:58 pm
You give me too much credit, Matt. I was just ticked at WTFO's use of that lame tactic. Then I had to go to bed.
Fatt Matt - October 19, 2009, 5:48 pm
I think Sean was trying to cool the flames before they went nuclear. He gave up quickly it seems, as it was futile...
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:37 pm
Sean kind of pushed the advantage to Zed in my opinion
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:36 pm
I'd say both lost. Call it a tie if you will. Fights like that aren't really needed here.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:34 pm
So it was a tie?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm
In my opinion if you're stupid enough to involve yourself in a flame war, you've already lost.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
that's*
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
Well...who failed worse? That how wars work, right?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:17 pm
People win in flame wars?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
I want to read this. It ought to be good. Who won?
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
oh, i didnt see this one actually, what poster was it on
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:15 pm
Just keep it at WTFO and Zed went a little nuts.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:14 pm
Shhhhhhhh its a legitimate concern. Just like aliens taking over your mind and making you eat pop tarts all day. (I wouldn't mind it)
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
Yeah, i saw the end of that, what was all that about?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
The birther stickers are the best. They show you which cars to vandalize.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:12 pm
Especially after last nights mess
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:09 pm
Duck and cover!
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:08 pm
oh good, this will turn into a politifake
knowitall - October 19, 2009, 5:00 pm
they forgot the one that says, "That Obama sticker on your bumper might as well say 'Yes, I'm stupid.'"


HAPPY BIRTHDAY -


TAGS: tick tick tick
Rating: 4.08/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:27 pm
To heck with that, the glasses kind of turn on me.
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 9:19 pm
I'll go with f5rnication too... the candles can stay but the glasses will have to go :)
ICEMAN - February 3, 2012, 3:21 pm
Burn baby, burn.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 3, 2012, 12:08 pm
I'll repent on my deathbed....Until then, Bring on the Fornication!
Zetmonk - February 3, 2012, 5:40 am
Oooooh, this is nasty. The logic of "what if I'm wrong" will always be right there...
djrcreative - February 3, 2012, 1:05 am
ROTF5L!! I'll remember that For the next time (March 6th) my ex celebrates her birthday. :D


CHANCE -


TAGS: pzy chance lottery tickets dying
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Preacher Man - September 15, 2011, 1:05 am
(looks at Powerball ticket by the keyboard) You're a lot of fun to have around, Charlie Brown.
mariand - September 14, 2011, 6:48 am
I guess it'5 true


THIS LITTLE PIGGY - had a degree in engineering


TAGS: stick house
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

CANADA - February 12, 2010, 9:40 pm
Thats sweet
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:32 pm
Another solid win. 5L


MEMORIES -


TAGS: remeber stick tongue middle finger
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

shadow87 - December 20, 2011, 7:38 am
Well in that case :-P
gas - December 15, 2011, 3:59 pm
hehe nice one!! :P


HIS SISTER - Worth one ticket.


TAGS: sister ticket tickets cheap wh*** skank amusement park
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

WarpOS2 - March 30, 2009, 9:16 am
It is Rugby tickets he is after.
Charles - September 16, 2008, 10:32 pm
It doesn't even have to be a winning lottery ticket.
aPauling - September 4, 2008, 1:12 pm
I'm not saying his sister is cheap, but he'll accept a lottery ticket.
aPauling - September 4, 2008, 12:33 pm
I know from experience...
aPauling - September 4, 2008, 12:22 pm
HIS SISTER: Will give you syphilis


STICKS AND STONES - May break my bones, but my foot up your ass is really going to hurt.


TAGS: sticks stones break bones ass
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Budog

spypengen - April 19, 2012, 1:53 pm
that's a matter of opinion if you know what I mean(no homo)


WHAT? -


TAGS: stick it where
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Skulrath - October 19, 2011, 5:04 pm
Nope, sorry. And if I did, don't you think I'D be the one flirtin' with her? :P
pzykosiz - October 16, 2011, 7:42 pm
have you got her number?
Skulrath - October 16, 2011, 8:33 am
lol Trust me,I did :P But them eyes...I think I actually know that girl, too...
the1stCOMMI3 - October 16, 2011, 12:30 am
Then you would probably have noticed that she's a blonde or a very light brunette
Skulrath - October 15, 2011, 5:34 pm
I don't know, but those eyes are either ph**oshopped, or absolutely beautiful :D (Yes, I notice the most outta-the-way stuff)
mariand - October 14, 2011, 7:50 am
lol...please, tell me that is a wig...


KEEPS GETTING HARDER - There is a reason why men happen to be natural at gaming and why women only like to play occasionally




AMBITION - "Because if you're not the lead dog in the team the view never changes"


TAGS: and if you are somebodys always trying to stick his nose up your ass
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:08 pm
Too graphic right away sean! I will warm up with this one.
mooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 11:35 am
Excellent. 5 Lions.


HOW MANY CORGIES - does it take to fetch a stick?




TRAFFIC TICKET - What's that ? You didn't think we give pretty women ticket ? Well, you're right, we don't.




CARROT & STICK METHOD - Reforming unruly teenagers is a simple task. Throw a carrot. When they try to catch it, beat them with a stick.




DEEP FRIED BUTTER ON A STICK - We seem to have created another way to kill each other.


TAGS: deep fried b***er stick
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Aros001

Iconoclast - January 8, 2013, 11:07 pm
How about if you wrap the b***er in bacon strips first, that would add protein to the dairy.
Silverheart - January 8, 2013, 9:59 pm

That just sounds bad. I guess there ARE some things that just should not be fried.


HARRY POTTER - can only wish he rolled as cool as this ...




ONLY IDIOTS - thinks it is a good idea to hold up a doughnut store




YOU CAN'T HUG A CHILD WITH NUCLEAR ARMS - But napalm will surely warm their hearts.


TAGS: bumper sticker
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by DrHardcrab

DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 6, 2010, 10:12 am
Family Guy did it! lol


BOOMSTICK - I got mine. Get yours at S-Mart today.




UGLY STICK -


TAGS: ugly stick goth retard
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Tess

superuser1337 - January 7, 2012, 2:42 pm
Why is the word "goth" used here? His style is industrial/metal, not goth..


BOOM - Headshot


TAGS: grenade sticky halo
Rating: 1.94/5


PROFILING -


TAGS: cop ticket
Rating: 1.91/5

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YOU DIDN'T THINK -


TAGS: police traffic ticket
Rating: 4.53/5

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Dill - April 8, 2011, 1:27 am
hahaha..."bag of antlers" too funny!!!
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:45 pm
not if she doesn't tell.....its amazing what citizens complain about and what they dont complain about. besides shes si skinney it has 2b like making love to a bag of antlers.
rerun - April 5, 2011, 6:21 pm

Malarky. He would get investigated up the kazzoo AFTER the news was notified.
NotoriousGIL - April 5, 2011, 4:35 pm
LOL! A friend of mine is a VA State Trooper and actually said that to a woman.


GENIUS -


TAGS: funny genius guns sticks
Rating: 3.13/5

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Ding - January 26, 2011, 1:05 pm
... Pb 82...
Archivis - January 26, 2011, 8:48 am
I think I saw that on Mythbusters ;) still a good one none the less


A STIK - I HAS ONE


TAGS: snail stick
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by pallie

OMGWTFBBQ - March 20, 2009, 9:15 pm
*Sigh* I might be able to enjoy this more,if only I wasn't a snail p********.Oh well,*fap* *fap* *fap*
Signe - February 13, 2009, 10:21 am
As a rule, I don't like "double captioning" this way... But there's just something aboradle (my spelling is amsomer than yours) about this pic!
Ba-nini - November 16, 2008, 7:14 pm
cute!


NO PARKING ZONE -




THANKS DUDE - This sure beats chasing sticks !




ENGAGING A TROLL - may lead you into all sorts of trouble. Let the Mods deal with it.


TAGS: troll motifake harry engage stick
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by suzieq

mariand - January 27, 2012, 8:41 pm
have you said food stamp?... it sounds suspiciously known...hmmm
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 8:16 pm
in some places a 10 $ bill will do it, or even a food stamp :)
mariand - January 27, 2012, 8:10 pm
I'd say it's a good idea, if I wouldn't know that women aren't impressed by visual things... hahaha
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 7:32 pm
or you can just s***le a 100 $ bill to your shirt and go out on the street lol
mariand - January 27, 2012, 7:25 pm
sorry... but there are places where that's a way to conquer women's heart ;)
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:32 am
don't be harsh on suzie, she's still recovering from her suicide attempt following marian's rant
mariand - January 27, 2012, 9:49 am
What you say?... Then all my effort to impress 'em is in vain?...lol
ICEMAN - January 27, 2012, 2:02 am
One shouldn't make a**umptions. Soory RL, Rerun, I call 'em as I see 'em.
mariand - January 27, 2012, 1:09 am
true, as long as you don't forget that Mods are all people...hehehe


PRODUCT ADVERTISING -


TAGS: police tickets sign
Rating: 4.62/5

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motinet - January 17, 2014, 1:49 pm

(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.


dark&pink -




SADNESS -


TAGS: the day the music died all you need is love i wish i were an oscar meyer weiner those songs stick in your head
Rating: 4.69/5

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jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 8:48 pm
The weiner mobile parked in the wrong opening...anyway 5 franks!


THE ICEMAN COMETH -


TAGS: no ticky ice
Rating: 4.57/5

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ICEMAN - August 10, 2011, 12:37 am
See what ya' get when you forget to bring the bacon?
TwistedNinjaPirate - August 9, 2011, 10:21 pm
LOL what i5 thi5 i dont even...


I REALLY... - ...did not need the sticker to tell me that.




TIME TRAVEL - Not always the most "groovy" thing.


TAGS: ash boom stick not every syllable
Rating: 3.67/5

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PhxDebbie - July 13, 2010, 9:08 am
5 Boomsticks
crazyfreddy - July 12, 2010, 4:42 pm
Aww Bruce Campbell one of Icon in horror movies . Great choice of picture . 5L


NEXT TIME - Go fetch the bloody stick yourself, smartass.




BILLBOARDS - Aren't usually this ticklish




IT'S NOT ART - It's subliminal advertising




HIGH SCHOOL FAMILY & CONSUMER SCIENCE - Term Paper




LOVE THY NEIGHBOR - as much as thyself


TAGS: stick em up
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by ughomer

EmilioDumphque - November 3, 2012, 3:04 am
Too bad they don't have one with bigger ***bs or something.


Loving a Man -


TAGS: love snow will stick inches
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 23, 2013, 12:03 am
Nice!


IN HINDSIGHT -




CHANCES - You're more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to actually win the lottery.


TAGS: now aint life a b**** ticket to hell
Rating: 4.58/5

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TheWiceMan - May 21, 2010, 7:27 am
Hah, indeed forseti. It's a bit sad. And thanks
forseti - May 20, 2010, 5:53 pm
that's demotivating. 5 5 5...
TheWiceMan - May 20, 2010, 4:03 pm
Yeah, thats also true. I can write under on that one. And thanks
Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 3:59 pm
That or you spend your whole life dreaming about spending the winnings but die before you ever buy a ticket. Good poster wice


Self-esteem -




Canadian Tickler -




WHAT ABOUT ME?!?! -


TAGS: center universe jerk coldinjected stick
Rating: 4.44/5

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champ99 - July 7, 2011, 5:53 pm
I work with two of those kind of guys. Lucky me.


Flu Shots -


TAGS: conspiracy odds vaccine bull**** on a stick
Rating: 4.17/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 29, 2014, 12:01 pm
Thank you for sharing a perfect example! I've actually known people who've had such a terrible reaction TO THE Sh** that they were rushed to the Emergency Room.
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:40 am
Heh...every year, my wife gets a flue sh** in October. She then has the flu over Christmas break. This year, she skipped the flu sh**, and made it through the holidays. SCIENCE!!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 28, 2014, 4:38 pm
*gasp!* That explains everything! EVERYTHING! I honestly think that it's a submissive thing, similar to “1984."
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 4:27 pm
Hey crotchety,it's free...us frugal people like the perks! teehee


ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ - Fritz would be no dogs prison bitch anymore.




ANAL-RETENTIVE - Why yes. Yes I am.


TAGS: a***retentive fishsticks
Rating: 3.36/5

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spacedog - June 6, 2012, 1:57 pm
I'm guessing he was doing a little word play Jenny. a***-crappy? Don't let it bug you, just make another poster. :)
Superjenny330 - June 6, 2012, 1:10 pm
I don't know why that double-posted. This is not my day...
Superjenny330 - June 6, 2012, 1:10 pm
First try, okay? I did my freaking best. I took the best possible picture I could. Thanks for the vote of confidence, Jerkface.
Superjenny330 - June 6, 2012, 1:10 pm
First try, okay? I did my freaking best. I took the best possible picture I could. Thanks for the vote of confidence, Jerkface.
forseti - June 6, 2012, 1:01 pm
So you tried to make a crappy poster...?!?


dark&pink -


TAGS: amp pink angry stickman epic
Rating: 2.92/5

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Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 5:48 pm
I'd say its as funny as finding out YOU have ebola, Mr. Spangle. 5/5
Spangle - September 22, 2009, 4:59 pm
This comic is about as funny as finding out you have ebola.


SATAN HAS UR NUMBER -




Tattoos -




IF YOU TRY SOMETIMES - you just might find you get what you need




PARKING TICKETS -




MY FAMILY STICKERS -




CLICK IT OR TICKET - Preventing natural selection from doing its job since 2002.


TAGS: click it or ticket
Rating: 2.65/5

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Shtoink - June 15, 2009, 3:45 am
more of a renewable source of revenue.


FUTILITY IN HALO REACH -


TAGS: halo reach stick armor lock
Rating: 1.37/5

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50cal - November 28, 2010, 10:08 pm
1L, its not funny dude.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:27 pm
Nice to have a second sh** to lower that 2.25 on the original one.
rerun - November 27, 2010, 7:17 pm

1L worthy second time around
ICEMAN - November 27, 2010, 7:17 pm
And 10 days from now he'll try & get it by rerun.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:15 pm
How'd I miss that? Twice the suck?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
You already posted this 121721.


Lot #774 Branch -




non-stick cookware -


TAGS: non stick cookware cooking frying eggs
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 19, 2013, 10:41 pm
This is true. I tried ever so much to educate people about this when I worked at a Farberware store. It was mostly women who genuinely believed it, the men were the ones who didn't believe it one bit. I prefer cast iron.
Cannabal - October 19, 2013, 8:56 pm
Bull5hit, there is no such thing as "non-stick cookware." You still have to put a cup of oil in in 'em.


fine dining -


TAGS: garyo fetch the stick
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - May 9, 2014, 8:35 am

Only if you buy 2, and rub them together
maoworks2 - May 9, 2014, 7:39 am
Wow A Free Stick Now I Can Heat The House .
ughomer - May 9, 2014, 5:26 am
Bra-ha-h-ha-ha!
MissPriss - May 9, 2014, 1:18 am
Too funny cuz it's too true. Thanks for the laugh.
Greeny - May 8, 2014, 6:59 pm
he is building a cabin you know...


If Peace Begins On Our Plate -


TAGS: vegans meat leather bumper sticker
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:55 pm
If there are any vegans who read this, I am truly sorry. . . . that your diet choice is such a joke. Hahaha, actually no I'm not, I'm not at all sorry. Y'all probably have less friends than Facebook junkies have actual friends.


Writing you a citation -


TAGS: police officer writing ticket citation
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 4:36 pm
Glad you like. Decided to take the punny road in this one. Couldn't resist.
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 4:21 pm

another 5Loooove from me! I would have totally said this!~


Slide On In -




Fishermen -


TAGS: fishing water stick sunset
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 19, 2014, 9:15 am
Purdy funny stuff here, Ashson. 5L


Chucky Cheese -




Bubble Gum -




Assumptions -


TAGS: george carlin april 15 where to stick it
Rating: 4.86/5

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steve1961 - April 12, 2014, 12:00 am
That was during Prohibition...Things are calmer now...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 11:26 pm
Good God! Why is it in the U.S. it seems like the first offense: the FBI breaks down your door and arrests everyone including Grandma?!?
Airman - April 11, 2014, 11:18 pm
pay a penalty, not be a penalty
Airman - April 11, 2014, 11:17 pm
I went through this a couple of years ago.. I got 1099'd on some income that was a surprise. If you don't respond to their letters, they will garnish your wages. Just call them, set up a payment plan. You will be a penalty and interest, but they will help
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 10:41 pm
the primary goal.
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 10:41 pm
Depending on length of time, you are charged interest on money owing. There is a "payment" plan available to people who need to pay in installments. I doubt criminal charges would happen except in extreme cases of proven tax evasion since getting money is
rerun - April 11, 2014, 9:40 pm

Probably get a fine for being late, possible criminal charges if they think you forgot "intentionally"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 8:49 pm
Now this next question is just as genuine as my previous ones: what if you owe, not aware and don't file?
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 6:01 pm
None...if you are getting a refund...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 5:14 pm
Curious, what is the penalty for filing late in Canada?
MissPriss - April 11, 2014, 11:15 am
Haven't started mine either. The hold up? Waiting to hear back from 2 government agencies for T5's & the online Canada Revenue filing site is down due to some virus. Promise! This year I was gonna to file on time...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 10, 2014, 11:57 pm
Same here.
lgvernon - April 10, 2014, 12:35 pm

I haven't even started mine, yet.


Reflection -




THE TICKET -


TAGS: speeding ticket logic
Rating: 4.7/5

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MissPriss - February 6, 2013, 8:47 pm
I'm not as think as you drunk I am Ociffer Oiler! Sober enough to appreciate 5L's when I see them...thanks!
Oiler - February 6, 2013, 1:38 pm
I did, what you see there. Good Offening Evicer...5L for the memories


Super Gle Lip Stick -




SPEED TRAPS - "I swear, officer! I only had TWO beers..."


TAGS: police speeding beer tickets airplane
Rating: 4.6/5

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CloudchaserS - December 6, 2012, 11:34 am
It's been a long time since I first started seeing that ph**o in the early '00's. And I still don't know what happened. Anyone know what happened? I know that EG=Eglin AFB, but that's it


HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH -




Stamp out BS -




TEAMWORK -


TAGS: teamwork stick tragedy
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Sean

spacedog - September 10, 2012, 10:18 pm
Ha! I would have guessed they were called a "bundle", but that sounds far to combustible. 5L
Airman - September 6, 2012, 11:13 am
it still had a bit of whine in it
Sho - September 6, 2012, 10:45 am
I do too. 5 & f
maoworks2 - September 6, 2012, 7:52 am
I Do !
Sean - September 6, 2012, 12:10 am
For the haters out there, and evidently there are some, I would just like to say this in my most non-whiniest voice: do you know how hard it is to find a high quality pic of a freakin' stick insect on the freakin' internets? Because I don't think you do.


SELF CTRL -


TAGS: nerd pants geek keyboard joystick tth
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

ProfessorMohawk - June 9, 2011, 3:02 pm
how are ya gonna look up p*** now?
spacedog - October 6, 2010, 11:46 pm
Ha! Still F11ing on to his 3 1/2" floppy. 5L
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 11:11 pm
those pants are ctrl-alt-meh - 5L


sorry, ladies -




LIKE THE WOLF -




Electronic Companies -


TAGS: electronics computers videogames bedknobs broomsticks
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

CloudchaserS - May 7, 2013, 12:27 am
I'm thinking mostly just see the symptoms, complain and developers work to find the root and fix it.
falloutghoul - May 6, 2013, 6:14 pm
Maybe, but will the customer actually know the root of the problem, or only witness the symptoms of the problem?
CloudchaserS - May 6, 2013, 11:35 am
Because it's cheaper to release a product, let the customers find the problems, listen to their complaints than to pay developers to find all the bugs before the product is released.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 6, 2013, 10:46 am
Dude, I should have entitled it, "Epic Fail," lol. Oh, well. Next time :-D
falloutghoul - May 6, 2013, 8:56 am
That's what they do when they release a 2nd, 3rd, and 4th version of the 1st.


NEW YEAR'S PEEVE - For celebrities, 2009 put the "anchor" in anchor leg for the human race. Somewhere out there, 12 a.m. can't get here soon enough for Abe Vigoda.




DENIAL -


TAGS: surrrrrrrrrrre that s the ticket
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:18 pm
Very, very well played.


NOT EVERY JOKE IS FUNNY -




STICKMEN - It’s only the simplest of discoveries that keeps them going.


TAGS: stickmen ms paint omg no hands
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Jam04

kristenloveschris - April 1, 2011, 8:56 am
Hahahaha that's epic!!!


CONTENTMENT -


TAGS: homeless man stick cup equals appeased treat every little thing in life like a bonus prize
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 4, 2009, 3:10 pm
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 8:32 pm
Excellent. 5L
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 8:28 pm
Bart, very nice.


dark&pink -




SEASON TICKETS FOR SALE - Field level on the forty yard line. Best offer. My wife and I can't attend anymore due to unexplained vomiting after every game


TAGS: tickets
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Doug



STICKERS - Location, Location, Location.


TAGS: location situational awareness stickers
Rating: 2.62/5


Life Lesson -




OMG! OMG! - You got one! Do you know how hard it is to GET one?


TAGS: elder god douche ticket
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Koradan

GreyScorpion - February 9, 2010, 9:15 pm
funny, .com tagged, but funny
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:37 pm
Well done sir! An instant Fav for me!


CRUISE SHIPS -


TAGS: i like a ticket for the 2 hour cruise please
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - November 8, 2009, 1:39 pm
yaw = amsome in yachting speak. All boats are referenced in the female tense...the rest is up to you
Derek - November 7, 2009, 4:56 pm
Any explanation?


WOMEN DRIVERS - This is why they should stick to the kitchen.


TAGS: women drivers this is why they should stick to the kitchen
Rating: 1.95/5
rerun - April 25, 2009, 8:17 pm

Nah, she came to the proverbial "fork in the road", looks like she was lunch.
GUEST - April 25, 2009, 6:01 pm
SALLY THOUGHT THE DAY WAS GOING GREAT, UNTIL ONE LIL FORK REMINDED HER SHE FORGOT TO PUT HIM IN THE DISHWASHER LAST NIGHT
Rhodopis - April 1, 2009, 8:25 pm
I feel sad for your poor virgin p****es... :(
CyberFreq - January 3, 2009, 5:28 am
why do they even get licenses; there is no road from the kitchen to my bed


SARAH PALIN - A pig in lipstick is still a pig.


TAGS: sarah palin pig lipstick
Rating: 1.87/5

More motifakes by Sam Dalton

bhaalgorn - November 13, 2008, 10:04 am
well, that joke was handled, well. and now the more that i look at obama i think ill give him a chance, id like to see how his tax plan goes over. i was sure the shadow government wouldn't let him be president but maybe they have plans for him.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 7, 2008, 10:35 am
PS- f*** you, you worthless f***ing f***.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 7, 2008, 10:33 am
bhaalgorn, you are a **** sandwich with **** sauce served on a **** platter with **** chips and a big lumpy glass of ****, you f***ing ****head.
Sean - October 31, 2008, 6:23 pm
Socialism means state control of the means of production. Republicanism means state control of the means of reproduction. hope that helps the economically and politically illiterate.
WTFO - October 31, 2008, 5:17 pm
I can, because a pig in lipstick is still better than a socialist.
On the fence - September 13, 2008, 3:19 pm
Who can vote for McCain/Palin after seeing this! lol!


THAT CATNIP IS THE DEVIL -




MAD SUPERMAN? -




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